If you’re BURSTING with patriotic pride once all the election results are in tonight, here’s a gloriously stupid way you can show it. There’s a guy on eBay from Santa Ana, California who’s selling a Flamin’ Hot Cheeto that looks like a BALD EAGLE sitting on a perch. You have to use your imagination a little bit, but whatever. U-S-A! U-S-A!
He listed it for $5,000 because, quote, “I am trying to make some money in order to go on my honeymoon.” And believe it or not, it’s still available.
(Here’s a photo. Search eBay for “bald eagle cheeto” to buy it.)
