Category Archives: Screwy News
Oregon Woman Called 911 After a Guy Wouldn’t Stop Whistling “CLOSING TIME?”
A woman actually got so irritated at a guy for whistling “Closing Time” that she called 911. It seems a little extreme . . . but if you ever had to listen to someone whistling that song, y...
Cumulus Media Nov 30, 2016
The Blind Date from Hell in Birmingham!
Jefferson County, Alabama Sheriff’s are looking for a 22 year-old man, who led them on a high-speed chase before escaping. Officers stopped the man and were verifying his information when he pus...
Cumulus Media Nov 28, 2016
Let’s Not Make ‘the Backpack Challenge’ a Thing
Now that the Mannequin Challenge has run its course, it’s time for ‘the Backpack Challenge.’ That’s where you run between two rows of people who throw their backpacks at you fu...
Cumulus Media Nov 23, 2016
Gravy-Flavored Candy Canes?
Archie McPhee Candies is selling brown and white gravy-flavored candy canes. The canes taste like meat. A pack of six costs $6.50.Archie McPhee’s also sells candy canes that taste like pickles, ...
Cumulus Media Nov 22, 2016
A Mall Santa Told a Kid That Hillary Clinton Is on His Naughty List
Don’t talk politics at work. Especially when your job is supposed to involve bringing joy to children . . .A woman in Florida took her two kids to a shopping mall near Orlando last Tuesday to se...
Cumulus Media Nov 22, 2016
Man Sings With His Busted Washing Machine
This guy’s washing machine was malfunctioning and making a loud noises. So to the beat that matched “Louisiana Saturday Night” by Don Williams this guy sang the song’s hook!Ano...
Cumulus Media Nov 17, 2016
Guy Recites ‘Sports Themed’ Wedding Vows
This guy with a VERY understanding bride expressed his love for her by reciting sports-themed vows at his wedding. He mentions his favorite sports players and teams with lots of giggling from the audi...
Cumulus Media Nov 17, 2016
A New App Helps You Train to Avoid Premature Embarrassment in Bed
Do you have a problem with . . . um . . . prematurely ending things in bed? Believe it or not, now there’s an app for that. It’s called Pea and it puts you through daily TRAINING EXERCISES...
Cumulus Media Nov 10, 2016
Is This a Picture of a Cat or a Dog?
Believe it or not, there’s ANOTHER photo that’s confusing the Internet . . . and this argument is WAY more entertaining than “Is this dress blue or white?” There’s a phot...
Cumulus Media Nov 10, 2016
Someone is Selling a Cheeto That Looks Like a Bald Eagle For $5,000 on Ebay
If you’re BURSTING with patriotic pride once all the election results are in tonight, here’s a gloriously stupid way you can show it. There’s a guy on eBay from Santa Ana, California...
Cumulus Media Nov 08, 2016




